If I haven’t deleted this from my queue m, I either shot myself or I’m in a mental hospital or something. Either way, you guys are great, and I love you, and I wish you all the happiness in the world.
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do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post
HE THINKS HE’S AMBULANCE
IM SO SORRY ABOUT THE TIME VIDEO WATCH THIS DOG BE AN AMBULANCE INSTEAD OKAY FRIENDS
(Source: dogsyoutube, via the-muse-hirself-deactivated201)

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out
Let me say to all the skeptics out there, as someone who has recently left the hell pit that is walmart, this is a real fucking question and when I asked about it i was told there’d been an ‘incident at corporate’.
this is still the best addition to this post
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don’t check up on people who have decided you are not in their picture anymore. you don’t need to know how they’re doing. save yourself the trouble, seriously.
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These Hilarious Charts Will Show You Exactly Why Correlation Doesn’t Mean Causation (please do not remove source, thanks.)
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